It's cold today. It turns out the coalition have turned down the sun by 25%.?

Universal sun is just one of the things our country cannot afford anymore. There is too much waste in the sun (helium, mainly) and a cut of 25% is absolutely necessary. Anyone who says otherwise is not living in the real world. The Office of Fiscal Common Sense has stated categorically that the unemployed can live without the sun and that it should be put into private hands as soon as possible.